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  • I went to my first Monsters game last weekend. They were giving out cards with a peel off sticker that showed what prize you win from Kaiser Permanente. My card said "Mystery Prize". The guy behind me was a 33 year old, husky, outspoken gentleman who advised me as to what that mystery prize may be. He explained that it was a choice between a toothpaste squeezer, reusable grocery bag, or a little thing to grow basil in. He then talked about how he has smoked basil and just about anything that you can think of. He followed that up with "I once got so drunk, I shaved every square inch of my body. I can't believe I'm telling you that. First time in 33 years". He shook my hand. That creeped out the girls that we were with. He said that he also wanted to order an African Bullfrog so he could lick it and get high from the secretions of the creature. He tried to order but the pet shop said it was illegal and he could not have it. He did however own a Rose-haired Tarantula. His cat ate one of his other spiders. He moved out of Lakewood and down to Berea. He was mad about Lakewood. Berea offered a lower population density and this appealed to the man. I opted for the free can of basil.
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