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I had free tickets, but I still wanted a refund....the best part of the show was the 10 minute looped video of actual old burlesque dancers a half hour before the show decided to start...
the show:
I saw this show last night and it has moved to planet hollywood... this is the worst show I have ever seen here in Las Vegas, and that isn't saying much. Apparently when it was at Aria it was a fabulous show and from the pictures on the website it looks like there is about 20 cast members, however last night there was the "Star" who was some REALLY high chick named Daisy from Brett Michaels Rock of Love on VH1 who was too tweaked out to remember the words to the 3 songs she "sang"..she sounded like a cat getting stepped on..it was so horrible the crowd, all 20 of us, actually groaned when she kept coming out...it was embarrassing. Planet Hollywood is definitely not going to gain any positive word of mouth with that trash as their "star"...There was a total of 5 cast members, a man dancer, 3 female dancers, the trash "star" and a wonderful singer.. so I don't understand the video on the planet hollywood website that shows like 20 cast members with fire dances, acrobats, large production numbers, and men dancers..so not true...it is totally false advertising... it is a CHEAP knock off of the movie Burlesque and none of the dancers even had a burlesque type body and just danced like glorified strippers, they were incredibly skinny and out of sync.. The 1 star I gave this show was for the young lady billed as "my singer""...she was on America's Got Talent...She is an AMAZING singer, just as good as Christina Aquilera, and is totally wasting her talent and time on this crap show.
the venue:
the venue was disgustingly dirty, it even smelled funny. Before the show starts you are herded into a holding area, they call it a bar, where the tiny drinks start at $15!! Then you watch the previous show exit down the steeeeeeeep 4 flights of stairs just waiting for someone to kill themselves on them. You MUST enter the theater by walking up these 4 dangerous flights of stairs (I never saw an elevator, that is illegal isn't it?) and there are no assigned seat numbers, you are just placed in a row crammed next to each other, and then waitress rudely instructed me I was not allowed to put my drink in the drink holder, that was built into the arm of the chair, because it may spill. (WHAT?!?!)...my show had a total of 3 rows of patrons, maybe 20 people and now I know why..and when i picked up my tiockets the person asked me for my email and phone number and when i got home, that person had signed me up for an account which sent spam emails...I am so, so, so embarrassed for planet hollywood, not good business practices guys
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