I think a headline for LAX should be "COME SEE CARROT TOP!" (he performs at the Luxor) because it seems as though he's always here, and he's one freak'n roided up carrot although he was with several decent look'n females that looked like they ate their carrots.
Why 2 stars? One, its a rectangle with each side lined with table service, so what you have leftover is a small "strip" to shuffle your way back'n'forth down the ho chi minh trail - It reminded me of the mall.