Airport cuisine hits an all-time? low at Sammy's Beach Bar & Grill.
Nobody in their right mind would expect a 5-star experience in an airport, so allow me to preface this review with the fact that I? walked in hoping for anything north of a 2-star review out of Sammy's. Sadly, it seems that the worst of the worst was the goal and between the kitchen and service - Sammy's exceeded their own expectations and then some?.
The idea is simple: carbon copy theft of Chili's and Applebee's airport restaurant location's menu and vibe with a bit of a surfing kitch in the interior decorations and entree titles. The prices are as expected (obscene), as is the level of service (atrocious). So far, so bad.
...and it gets worse.
I ordered the simple Cheeseburger which features an? all-beef? patty hockey puck nuked to well-done regardless of the temperature you ordered, wilted lettuce, a soft tomato slice, red onion, and pickles all between the stalest bun in the airport Burger game. One look at this miserable? specimen of one of America's favorite dishes and you know you are going to hate every minute with it.
Worst Burger ever? That is a big title and although I can't recall worse in recent history - I can't allow Sammy's to "win" any title - even if it is worst Burger.
Run away with your hands in the air while screaming.