First off, Chill Club Soda Machine either out of CO2 or just poorly calibrated. Leaning towards the latter since this problem has been pretty constant on all my recent visits.
I should have known though...someone had abandoned a lid-less cup of sludge in front of the system as a warning... and I wish I had listened.
Please fix. Can't chill when your cup is just Dr Syrup.
And now everything else:
-Slushy machine seemingly always down. Not shocking since slushies are just soda with a physical science degree, but still a sad thing to see.
-Everything is sticky. Thankfully there are complimentary puddles of motor oil outside for you to preslick your shoes on so you can glide over the sugary coating on the floor. Have yet to find a solution for not gluing yourself to everything else. Important advice: Don't touch anything you don't plan to buy, because it'll take more effort to pry the glaze off than it would to go to work and earn the money to buy it.
- The bathrooms are extremely safe! Someone in management (or who SHOULD be with an idea like this) realized they could build a moat around the restrooms. There's always a mop bucket that I assume they use to keep the moat outside the restrooms full.
Almost gave it two stars because of this, because in no other bathroom do I feel like the king of the castle, but then had to remember this also important advice: Don't sit down on the seat because it's true that EVERYTHING is sticky.
Really hope this place can pull it together, or that the Speedway on Munn just down the street starts staying open all night.