A dive bar without shuffleboard doesn't deserve 5 stars.
But the bikini is good times as long as its not too crowded and doesn't have a DJ. I don't understand the people here who like a DJ at a dive, seems so wrong to me.
They also have serious problems keeping their mixers carbonated. I've been served more flat G&Ts here then at every other bar I've ever been to combined. So I stick to the PBR.
But I've got a lot of good memories from this place. Mostly when they stay open past legal hours. No better way to prepare yourself for family time at a Thanksgiving feast then to get completely trashed until 3am at a dive the night before.