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dateCreated	2012-07-02 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	TAO Beach
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	Holy claustrophobia, does this place pack them in. I obviously knew that, as it seems to be the general consensus here on Yelp, but I finally got to experience the madness for myself. Thank God (or perhaps the devil) for alcohol, because that is the ONLY reason I didn't have myself a panic attack from all the people. Other than the redonk number of people shoved into a space too small (and getting there too late for open bar, boo you whore!), it was actually a crazy-fun time for me and my two galpals. Nothing like getting in for free and then getting invited into a few different cabanas to save a girl some money for shopping! Sidenote: despite what the assumption always is, you don't have to act like/look like/be a strumpet in order to be bought a drink in Vegas. All you have to do is be a girl, put a little effort into how you look, and, most importantly, be having the most fun out of everyone in the crowd (qualifications my girls and I always hit). Met some prettysick people (like Kelly Ben Simmone from Real Housewives of NYC and one hot girl from my area, holla 209!), saw some ridic tats (Lake Michigan? Flounder from The Little Mermaid? BIEBER?!), drank some Beach Bombs and never stopped dancing (at times whilst wearing a tiger head... still debating if I want to share the photographic evidence of that). The pool itself was a sh*t show in the best possible sense... crowded and crazy, especially when the bass hit hard.... basically, when that happened, it was best to not be too attached to any hairstyle or makeup situation you had going on before because the splashing reached epic proportions. Normally, this would drive me banana-sandwich, but honestly, I was having way too much fun to even care if I looked like a drowned rat. That, I think, speaks volumes for my experience with Tao Beach- I didn't care how I looked because I never stopped having fun.
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