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dateCreated	2015-02-13 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Glory Hole Doughnuts
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rev:text	So, a colleague received a dozen of these as a gift at work. Me being the receptionist at said place of work, I was the first one to witness the true beauty of these babies and they looked fucking gorgeous. Like, remember the Mask in the Coco Bongo dance sequence when he first laid eyes of Cameron Diaz? That was straight up ME looking at those doughnuts. LIKE AAAWOOGA wolf whistle drop trou Kidding, this is a family site. These donuts are beauts though. ANYWAYS, more folks from the office congregated around this beautiful display, our colleague was kind enough to share, and we DESCENDED LIKE RABID COYOTES UPON THE BOUNTY. It was difficult to choose, but I ended up grabbing one that I thought would be less sweet, it had a subtly sweet & thin layer of creme icing sprinkled with what I'm assuming was crushed nuts? So I bite into it and HOLY MOTHER MARY & JOSEPH OIL SLICK. Like straight up oil tanker crashing in the ocean (the ocean being my mouth, having worked up enough saliva to drown a small city). By the time I was finished my one measly doughnut I was on the verge of wanting to ralph and I get that doughnuts are not known to be on the low fat end of the food chain, but seriously, I dont wanna actually feel disgusting and gross after slowly eating one of your dougnuts As a testament to how absurdly oily they are, a co-worker left one on a napkin at my desk while she stepped out to grab lunch...and the oil soaked through the napkin and into a sheet of paper under this napkin. So there was enough excess oil to soak through a sheet of paper. That's straight up crazy town. Too much Oil Glor Hol.
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rev:reviewer	Anna

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