I desperately want to like this place. The service was so warm and friendly. The shop is immaculate. It has an excellent punny name. However: alkalizing water? Encouraging juice cleanses (I love fresh juice!)? Detoxifying (Your body does that itself!)? C'mon, I don't need a side of snake oil with my beet burgers! The kale caesar salad was pretty tasty, but a little too salty which is forgivable since we all like different amounts of basic seasoning. The coconut bacon was really just kind of salty coconut (I've had really excellent coconut bacon in Montreal and I've made it at home so I know it's possible). I also had a slice of the Indonesian tofu; but it was so pasty and the tofu itself had an overwhelming flavour of ... well I don't quite know, but it seemed like rancid oil. I'm sad and I wish I could write something better here about my experience but I will never accept sub par vegetarian food no matter how common it is.