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  • This garish, dated, murky old place was an absolute ripoff. Was looking for a relaxing day, and went in fofr a much-overpriced facial. Ended up with a treatment you could not PAY me to do! I have lost an entire pair of contact lenses from this cuckoo rubbing "exfoliant" and two other creams into my eyes, had hair ripped out as she gave a "scalp massage" with plastic gloves on, had "lip treatment" jammed into my teeth, and then I could not get the woman to leave the room to allow me to dress, having had to end the treatment early to avoid the next - and much-dreaded - "eye treatment!" (She was busy trying to sell me the products!) Additionally, the "amenities" are a gym (which I have a membership elsewhere, and nicer), a sauna, and a dirty whirlpool I wouldn't soak my feet in, let alone my body. The bathroom stalls have water damage, and it's a good thing they provide flipflops, because I wouldn't step foot in the showers without them. When I mentioned the facial experience (or lack thereof) to the woman at the desk on the way out, she offered me a coupon dor "half off" another treatment - which means it would still be only REALLY overpriced. Avoid this place! Even one of the cheapie chain massage/facial places exceeds this resort - and would be reasonably priced.
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