This ABC Store is the most glamorous ABC Store in the world. The lights. The spectacle. All luring you in to buy those Hello Kitty "Welcome to Las Vegas" keychains, those glitter-gilded poker chip magnets, those Hawaiian Host macadamia nut chocolates, those beach towels, those boobie-shaped nipple-out coffee mugs, those "Grandpa's Butts" ashtrays, those $1 bottles of waters, those tall boy beer can koozies, and those real used official casino dice. I didn't buy all of that. But I definitely looked at all of that.
Convenient snacks and drinks. Knick knacks galore. And a flashy sign. Perfect.