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  • I was pleasantly surprised by how not-devastatingly-creepy this place was. I've passed by several times and have seen mostly grizzled old chain smokers (male and female) hanging about, so I just assumed that it was a seedy old strip joint full of methed out strippers who looked 36 but were actually 24. Instead, it's a decent club with pretty comfy seating and a stage in the middle with an actual pervert's row (I'm looking at you, Brass Rail). First of all, it was Saturday night. There was a decent crowd of people in their twenties celebrating birthdays. We had a crowd of about 15 people, about 1/3 of us were girls and we were all hooting and hollering, which the dancers all seemed to get really into. I'd say about half of them were good looking, and could do those crazy pole tricks which require an incredible amount of core strength. The other half were decent looking and basically did the lazy saunter and spin. A few of them danced to some 90s rock, which I was pretty excited about. At least one of the strippers was a coked out mess, and appeared to have fallen asleep on the lap and shoulder of one of our friends, before stumbling away, knocking against every table in her path. A couple were really cool and chatted with us girls for a bit and seemed genuinely quite nice. None of us went for lap dances, so I can't speak to that experience. A bottle of bud was $8.25. Steep, but still less than what you'd pay at a baseball game. Ladies will be happy to know that there is a dedicated bathroom for female customers. Many strip clubs don't see a lot of women customers, so the ones who do come have to use the bathroom that doubles as the strippers' change room. Those places hover somewhere between a bathroom in Chinatown, and a bathroom in China in terms of cleanliness and creepiness. Therefore, I was delighted to go into a bathroom and see that it was a) clean and b) well lit. I was less impressed when a girl who was on month 2 of her meth habit stumbled out of a stall. All in all everyone had a great time. We've already made plans to go back for the next couple of birthdays in our group.
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