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  • Biggest sausage fest in Las Vegas. More meat per square inch than a West German butcher shop. Now I'm not unfamiliar with Vegas strip clubs. I've been everywhere from Glitter Gulch to Palamino Club to Olympic Gardens. And aside from that other wang-doodle of a manfest called the Spearment Rhino, Sapphire is THE WORST "big name" strip club in LV. Rude waitresses and overpriced drinks? Check Crappy layout and atmosphere? Check Sub-par strippers who blurt out "SO YOU READY FOR A DANCE?" instead of trying to sell me the dream? Check 1000 to 1 male to stripper ratio? Check If you want to sit wall-to-wall with a hundred other sweaty men leering at a few (and I mean 2-3) decent chicks on a Saturday night, it'd be much cheaper to invite all your male friends over and throw some 80s porn on the tv. Just trying to get to the restroom in this place involved crowd surfing over a sea of men so thick it would have Richard Simmons saying, "Enough, already." All that real estate and no idea how to manage it, it's sad. Trust me guys, try Olympic Gardens or Treasures instead. At least they have some semblence of customer service and personal touch. Even Palamino Club is better if you actually want female company and not a million swinging d*cks in your view.
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