I'm not a savvy business traveler.
At least I didn't used to be.
I don't lift the bed skirt before going to sleep in my hotel to check for dried up puke encrusted to the bed frame.
At least I didn't used to.
My second room was much nicer and cleaner. The breakfast buffet included a "build your own, no, actually just go ahead and cook your own - the batter pump and world's most complicated waffle iron is over there" waffle bar which I found charming.