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  • Sooooooo not that I'm into the male review type of show... BUT one of the girls we were with is about to get married and so we thought it'd be fun to take her to see Chippendales... it was kinda a toss up between this and Thunder From Down Under but we voted on it and Chippendales won... Initially we were supposed to get the group rate but there was a bit of confusion among all of us and a lil bit of a miscommunication so the tickets were purchased directly at the hotel... We arrived late (our fault... long story, okay, well, short story, but one I'd rather not go into lol)... in any event, we made it like 5 minutes late! So if you're late they forfeit your seats (sad face) so we ended up getting the back row (there were 9 of us total)... bachelorette girl was on the end and I was more in the middle with my bestie... They sing (I should clarify that - lip sync) to a variety of songs and they dance... each song is a few minutes and there are different guys for each song... sometimes 3 a song, or 5, or 8, just depends on the song and the props. I liked the Enrique Iglesias song "Hero"... they wore white Navy uniforms and did a peformance which made me "ooh" and "aww" and get all mushy and gushy inside... ummm who doesn't LOVE a man in uniform?! Especially a Chippendale!... with their 6 pack abs (some with 8 packs??)... broad chiseled shoulders... big sculpted biceps... pearly white teeth... sexy smile................................................................................................................. ohhhhhhhhhhh wait lemme snap outta that one LOL!... so the ladies in the crowd go crazy and they do bring people on stage as part of the acts... not that I was one of them... BUT... I did get my fair share of attention... BEWARE... they do TOUCH... where they want to!... I was fortunate enough to get touched by THREE different Chippendale dudes... as everyone else was standing and cheering in front of me... me and my bestie sat down and just enjoyed the music while we waited for everyone to simmer down... and I had a dancer come and move my hair away from my neck and I got a kiss on my neck... score!... second time a dancer came and massaged my back (few seconds but hey!... well worth it!)... and um... well... third time is a little... a little NOT so G rated lol... or PG rated... third guy comes (I'm still sitting) and he hugs me... around the neck.. as his hands move a lil lower... a lil lower... a lil lower... till I feel a tight hug a foot or so down my neck... well, you get the idea... NOT that I'm complaining because I am in Vegas and I am at a male review show lol... can you see me blushing through the computer as I think about it?! LOL... and bless her heart my friend next to me says "next song I'm not standing I'm gonna sit down like you"... ahahahaha! I'm pretty shy that's the only reason I sit down... and maybe it was the long hair that they liked?! That's what my other friend told me lol... in any event, just beware that THEY DO TOUCH! But they are some HOT, SEXY, BUILT men!!! Oooh weeee! :p It was $69 per ticket and the show was an hour and a half. After the show you can take a picture with the cast which I wanted to do but no one else except one person wanted to so we skipped it (sad face)... and they have a souvenier shop with lots of goodies to bring back to friends... GREAT SHOW!
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