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  • Ok Yelpers, I have never been so disappointed and so disillusioned from reviews. If this is your idea of a great massage please do yourself a favor and go to Andy's Foot Spa. My friend and I decided to try here since it was open later and closer to home. Upon walking in, we looked around and there was no one to be found. Suddenly, with ninja stealth, a pile of clothes rises into an Asian woman and startles us. We should have known to leave then. Me personally, all I really need is someone to rub my head and feet and I'm a happy camper. If you want someone lightly scratching your head, plugging your nostrils during pressure points, and falling asleep every few seconds while they rub you, by all means come here. My lady yawned obnoxiously every few seconds when she wasn't sleeping, sniffling, or coughing on me. My friend didn't have it much better since her guy just came from is smoke break and smelled of 7/11 beef hotdogs and cheese. We gave each of them a $5 tip which was insanely generous given the circumstances. On the lighter side, we had a good laugh and great story out of it.
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