Don't pay $20 to park here for a Giants game. The blue hairs won't let you get back to your car without going to for purple shirted Nazis who were calling us in over a Maxum Radio to the mythical Scottsdale Police Officer who was going to arrest us for trying to get our car out of the Scottsdale Art Museum parking lot...who never showed up, which is a shame since I'm also a cop and wanted to discuss Law Enforcement with my Scottsdale brethren.