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  • Yesterday I went for lunch to Maki Sushi, and did not expect that a meal becomes a "theatre of the absurd". Among other things, I ordered a Salmon Skin Roll. When they brought the order, I discovered that there is no salmon skin in this roll at all. It was just a cucumber and «crispy» - crumbled roasted dough. I opened the next roll - indeed, no trace of salmon skin. I call a waiter. - I ordered a Salmon Skin Roll, and this is a Crispy Roll. - No, it's Salmon Skin Roll. I show him an open roll. - And where is the salmon skin? - We are preparing a Salmon Skin Roll with the mixture of salmon skin and «crispy». - OK, but where is the salmon skin? Here is nothing but «crispy». - We currently do not have salmon skin. We are preparing a Salmon Skin Roll with only «crispy». - But then it is not Salmon Skin Roll. It's Crispy Roll. - No, it's Salmon Skin Roll. We prepare it from a mixture of salmon skin and «crispy». - And where in this mix (again show him an open roll) salmon skin? - He is not here, because we have not prepared it yet. - Then, prepare and bring me what I ordered - Salmon Skin Roll. - We've brought you your order, sir. Here it is... And he points on the open roll. - But there's no salmon skin! - Yes, sir. This is a mixture of salmon skin and «crispy» in which no salmon skin. 90% of our customers do not pay attention on it. - But I'm not interested in 90% of your customers. I ordered a Salmon Skin Roll, and I want to receive my order. - You already got it, sir ... - Can I talk to the manager? - It's me, sir... No comments... :) In addition, the waiters have little understanding of English, mix up orders, bring what you have not ordered and vice versa - do not bring what you ordered, often working in pairs - one takes the order, the other (more experienced) translates him what you said. The sushi was made "wrong" - carelessly, and fall to pieces. A tip, meanwhile, is included in the bill in advance, "by default"...
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