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  • This place is cheap, and I'm talking Fred Mertz cheap. In fact, while I'm in the ballpark of I Love Lucy, let's recall the chocolate factory episode where Ethel and Lucy are shoveling chocolates into their mouths. That's basically what goes down when I walk through the door in this place. "Pick that plate up, I wanna try that!" Even if I don't like it, I'm out what, $1.50? I've lost more trying to get the mini Rubik's Cube key chain out of the 50 cent machine at the grocery store, and I've yet to leave the grocery store with the victory key chain. Teharu is a bit uncomfortable at first, especially when you see that the conveyor goes behind a wall where who-knows-what happens, but can you really justify that discomfort whilst stuffing your face with raw fish? Sushi lovers have all had bad sushi and it's really never as bad as you imagined it, so what's a sneeze or two on a roll (if that's the case)? Honestly, you can't beat the prices for the quality of the food here. No, we're not talking 5 star sushi, but definitely a good place to satisfy a sushi craving when your pockets are light. It's also a decent place for a first date since the atmosphere refuses any awkward silences. You're guaranteed to either be seated next to the chick posting and filtering every roll on Instagram (that's me), or the old man asking his grandchildren what the hell the orange stuff is on top of the food and how can they eat that Asian hot sauce. Just don't evoke your inner rudeness and reach across your neighbors... it's happened. I've never had a bad experience here or spent more than $20 eating more sushi here than any human should be allowed to consume at any given time. Sure, sometimes you get a roll with a texture that is the equivalent of blow-out-tire-debris on the highway, but again, we're talking color-coded plates to mark prices that don't exceed $5... for sushi. And sometimes for canned fruit cocktail, which most likely the old man will be eating after he realizes what the orange stuff is. A coffin is the only thing that could prevent my patronage here, especially after my bills and rent are paid but my stomach says "gimme something fancier than Kraft". Decent sushi for a decent price.
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