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That's the best way to describe the amount of food that you get at Hash House. A comparable visual would be that scene in the "Flintstones" intro where Fred orders the bronto ribs, gets said food, and the car tips over. That's the experience here. For that reason, I'm convinced they have steel reinforced tables.
Yesterday was the five year anniversary of this branch. 5 cent beers and free appetizers for their happy hour. Not thinking, I failed to carry cash with me, and upon realizing this, there was no way I could have purchased a dollar's worth of beer via credit card. My liver would have exploded.
So in going back to my car, I managed to scrounge about 30 cents out, which either makes me resourceful or a desperate drinker. Between the five cent beers and tasty appetizers (their fried green tomatoes are wonderful), I was "good" for the my visit.
Normal, non-anniversary dining has always been excellent. The food is good, the portions are stupidly huge, and the atmosphere is fun. This is more than a "you get what you pay for" sort of place. Their burgers are the size of small throw pillows, and their breakfast fare is tasty (and again, stupidly huge).
Get here early, as the place fills up fast, and they're only open for a few hours at a pop. Who knows what will happen in "Year 10", but I imaging I'll have five years of various dining experiences throughout to figure out what they'll do by then.
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