hilarious! where did the screaming yellow "....we reserve the right to add 15% gratuity to your bill....." signs go? aka we know the service and dimsum sux, so we'll try and make money another way. best dimsum in phoenix (pretty low standards for a desert community i guess) luckily there's plenty of competition now in the east valley (hint: go 1 mi east, 1 mile south) NW corner, get there before 11am on weekends or stand in line with the rest of the other asians.