About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/DsyHc5hHoTZfcVS5C094wg     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • Oh haaaaaaillllll yes babygirl! First of all, this was my first time inside (or standing in front of the counter at) any Jamba Juice, in the whole world. Second of all, I had to catch a flight to Pensacola and connected through Charlotte North Carolina Airport. For whatever reason that never makes sense to me the plane landed on one end of the airport and I was forced to walk TO THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ENTIRE AIRPORT. But on the way I passed a Jamba Juice with a loooooong line in front. I was like...whatever, I require wheat grass and carrot juice immediately, I'll wait. For those of you who think juices are overpriced, go buy a juicer and then spend five seconds making juice and fifteen minutes cleaning your juicer. Then I'll see you in line at the juicing place next week, thanks. If you want, you can buy my juicer. It's sitting on my shelf feeling lonesome and it's $20. At the same time I was like, um, this line is really long. I'm scared that they might board the plane without me and then take off without me and I'll have to...you know, deal with that. I told myself that I would wait five minutes and if the line didn't move, I would leave. Well the crew at Jamba Juice BEASTED that line. They ROCKED. OUT. My girl Monica, she was the expo/kale adder/smoothie blender. She had that line on LOCKDOWN. Monica is the best. Someone give her a high five. In less than 10 minutes I had made it through the line, ordered, and received my amazing carrot cayenne juice, a double shot of wheatgrass with a complimentary fresh squeezed orange juice chaser, and I was on my way. Sidenote, dear Jamba Juice Executive Chef: Kale can be juiced, stems AND leaves. It is gross when you add kale leaves to my juice and turn it into a gritty teeth mess. How am I supposed to confidently smile at the lady who takes my boarding pass or the stranger next to me on the plane that I am definitely going to end up sleeping on? On, not with. On. You would save money by just juicing the entire kale stem/leaf and you wouldn't offer an add-on for an extra however much that diminishes the quality of your product. Love always and always and always right, about at least 79% of all things, Allie
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (252 GB total memory, 136 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2026 OpenLink Software