Went to the Meineke on Camino al Norte first. They said it would be a 4 hour wait for an oil change but go to the one on Ann Rd they'll be much quicker. Got here and they said they'd be able to do an oil change and smog in 30 minutes.
That was 2 hours ago. I'm still here. Waiting.
And whatever this Wendy show on the waiting room TV is, I'm amazed anyone watches it. Garbage.
I may have to sleep here tonight.
Tell my family I love them.
Edit: Finally gave up on getting my car smogged. So in the end no smog, a $9 oil change mailer and what I was told was a $17 air filter came out to $63. Awesome.