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| - This place is incredible! $40 for a complete hour from head to toe. You cannot beat this!
Been coming here for the past 5 years and I cannot believe I'm barely coming around to write a review. For all you folks that would like to compare this place to the Montelucia, you're just better off going to a spa and spending $200+ for a 5 star treatment because this place isn't your cup of tea. Boy, BYE!
This is a traditional Chinese form of massage. This is definitely not the soft tissue massage you're looking for. Sorry. It's therapeutic for myself since I'm always sore from working out, but for most consumers it may not be their ideal image of a massage. I like the pressure points they apply to your feet and toes! Amazing! I came in there with a migraine and walked out feeling 100%. I love the elbow digging deep into my sore muscles as it works out the knots... and holy head massage! Not that head, perves! The head where your eyes belong to. It's amazing!!!! Don't worry, this isn't your happy ending type of place, it's clean, you're fully clothed and you're always covered with a towel and sheet. This place smells of Chinese medicine. I read some reviews of people saying it stinks! What did you expect it to smell like knowingly you walked into a non-English speaking Chinese massage parlor? It's like me walking into an Indian restaurant and expecting it to smell like Oreganos. Of course it's going to smell like musky armpits from the curry but it doesn't mean the food isn't absolutely bomb!! Come on peeps! Cut this place some slack!
The only flaw is that, they do oftentimes talk to each other while they are working on you, they may answer calls or attend to a client who walked in the door if no one is avail to greet the customer. It's rare, but it does happen. But if you can put that aside and enjoy the $40 massage, you'll be in good hands.
Wear workout attire. Maybe leggings and a tank top for women, shorts and t-shirt or tank for guys. Some of the staff that is doing work on ya like to give you a nice stretch to enhance mobility. It's just nice to be prepare so you aren't uncomfortable in jeans. Be prepared to be holding onto dear life as they eff the poop out of your back getting out all your knots. You'll thank them after!
Uhhh... don't expect much English speaking. There's a huge language barrier! You'll just get a nod and head shake and yes answers. Just go in there with good intentions, and you'll enjoy it! If you're a wussy, and can't handle the pressure this isn't for you. Hopefully this helps! Hugs
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