Ineffable? No
Don't just read the reviews; read into them. These words would have been useful to me prior to entering this establishment.
Flavorless weak coffee.
An over-priced bland chicken sandwich.
A packed house of young, wannabe hipsters staring at their phones and laptops.
The coffee at the Gas station one block away was much better. I know because I went straight there after leaving this one on the counter.
First, the barista assumed I would know that the coffee he put on the counter, on the other side of the machine, completely out of my sight, was for me. After 5 minutes of standing there, he condescendingly proclaimed that my coffee was over there.
The sandwich was about 3 ounces of meat and sauce on a large crisp hoagie. I had high hopes. I almost threw it away after one bite. I stood up and thought no way. Just take another bite..... Nope, still no flavor except the thin sliced Jalepenos, which actually were nice, but nothing special.
This was not a horrible experience. It just does not warrant anything more than 3 stars right now. Maybe they will improve, I hope they do. I will read the reviews and try it again if they are still open in a year or so.