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| - What's with the hate? This place is pretty damn big, hell this place used to be football stadium or something. 400 girls to pick one, and not one of them was a midget. Apparently the midget works at a different strip club during the day shift of all things! Oh wellz, no biggie.
We got a flyer stating that if we called the number, they would pick us up in a limo anywhere on the strip and bring us there for FREE and we wouldn't have to pay a cover. tip your driver, be nice now. Pretty awesome.
There were a ton of girls dressed like skanks there, hiding under the heat lamps, its january ladies, not june here! but hey if you wanna dress like that at a strip club, that's your thing. No one will mistake you for being a stripper, really...don't bother to try that route.
Inside, bouncers let us in with no problem. We got a table with a good view of the stage, not right up on the stage. The ladies here are here to make money. Period. Yes they hustle but hell isn't that what strippers do? Milk as much money out of guys as possible. I mean they don't see guys, they see dollar bills, sometimes $20. With that said, you can say no to girl. There are 400 to pick from. If you go with a girl, the strippers won't be swarming around you.
Tip them at the stage if you want them to give you a lap dance. They'll remember to come around for you. Hell they want they're money. Drinks weren't too pricey. Waitresses were pretty cool, they weren't forcing you to buy drinks every 20 minutes. Hell they let you drink it. They even have cigars for your lungs if you want.
It was a pretty fun experience. Just know where to go and look for some deals. sad that the midget stripper wasn't there. And remember what happens in vegas stays in vegas. Also skybox and vip area, well what you do there, is your own business.
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