Cheap, reliable and close to my house. You might not tick off the third box, but that shouldn't prevent you from grabbing breakfast at Allo Mon Coco.
It's not fine dining, but it's not a cesspit like Eggspectation or Chez Cora's. The food is more than edible and sometimes, that's really all I'm looking for. PLUS, all of their Eggs Benedict plates come with a mountain of fruit. And we're not talking cantaloupe here, brother... there are fancy fruits in there too. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, the service is pretty fantastic - they're quick, friendly and have a great eye for refilling empty coffee cups. 10/10 service in a chain restaurant is an undertaking worth writing Yelp about.
My one reservation with this place is their hashbrowns. Those aren't hashbrowns, my Coco. Those are mashed potatoes heated up on a flattop.