Worst meal I have ever eaten, um I mean left on my plate in my life. Not just the worst Italian, the worst meal period.
NOTHING was even passable as food. I'm a food snob & proud of it. Mexican prisons serve better than what you'll get here.
They stole my wine formula I made with my friends from mulberries when I was 11 years old. We didn't drink that either.
MD 20/20 is like fine champagne compared to the swill served here.
Even the garlic bread was awful. I'll bet if I went in the kitchen, I'd find a brown plastic container of Country Crock. 2 molecules from being plastic.
The mob would be insulted to have people think they own this. Never mind
the mob has been run out of town 20+ years ago.
The prices are outrageous for this garbage food. Yeah, its a tourist trap.
I heard RC farms rejected the leftovers from this dump. Pigs have standards too.
Elvis, Frank & Dino were eating at Golden Steer, Neros, and what is now Piero's. I could buy old photos of them & hang in my kitchen too. Claiming I cooked for them.