This place is the best grocery store in the world!!!
Wanna know why?
--Because it's one of my dad's stores.
--My dad is made of pure, concentrated pimp juice.
--My dad looks like an Arab lovechild of Robert DeNiro and Tom Hanks.
--He magically channels the swag of Chuck Norris and the personality of Tony Soprano.
THAT'S why.
...plus, who wouldn't want to buy a bag of 25 cent chips from an Arab Chuck Norris that may or may not have Joe Pesci whack you in the parking lot?? Common sense, people! Now go buy stuff so you can pay for my next meal, DAMMIT!