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  • Why do I go here? It is not fancy. It is not expensive. I am not showered with special oils and scents of the earth. What I get is a message that is 5 times better than any message I have ever had at a resort. It sounds crazy. Right? However, I go to Metrocenter and see a guy named (Ewe). I'm not sure about the spelling but his name is "You". He not only messages but realigns my body as he goes along. He speaks very little English but is trained in a method that makes the body feel complete. You can literally feel him locating all of your knots and tension points and breaking them up. It will cost you $20 to $30 bucks. If you are pretentious, don't go here. Nobody wants to hear about how this was far below your high standards and expectation. So, please leave your Beamer, Benz, Bentley or whatever else you drive, parked far away. This place is really for cool, down to earth, want a great message people that aren't worried about impressing the Jones's. The people that work here are from abroad and do a great job. Actually, it is really sad to think that they even have to deal with the door knobs of the world. "Who are you anyway?" Just special in your own mind I guess... #vino2 #vinosquared #vino2ultimate #IrishcatV2
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