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  • First, there's a chart of stupidly named icons which are completely meaningless as far as getting my vehicle clean. I mean what exactly does triple foam do? Whatever. So then there's some sort of slot machine looking console with a touch screen. Touch screens are a pain from the driver's seat btw. After selecting your wash (we got the $6 with tire and rim package) the console asks you to upgrade to the aforementioned inscrutable options. After staring at the stupid screen before realizing there was a "pay now" area to touch available, one of the workers stopped over to assist. He was nice enough, but lead with an offer to join the "Unlimited Wash" club. I laughed and said I never wanted to be sitting at this machine again, so no...he laughed uncomfortably. He hit 'start over' for me, and got me back to the exact spot I was already at in the menu. Thanks guy! Anyway, the whole time a barely audible computer voice is chattering away from the console. Apparently telling me which way insert my card, and other unhelpful information. Why isn't this brand new place, with a brand new machine accepting chips? After paying and navigating a bunch of cones, for no reason...the only place to go is into the washing machine. Themachine itself is like an awful casino without any music. There are blue and red lights, icons of the different processes...its honestly insane. We got out of the washing machine and our rear tire cover had been ripped off, not surprising - it was hanging by a thread. Our tires and rims were still dirty, there was still mud on the rear of the car. Since there is no one there to monitor the exit, we drove a few miles with the tire cover dangling. Even at Clean Freak (which is awful) an attendant stopped me once because the car was not clean and sent me through again, but here...I guess they don't really care if your car is clean after exiting the car wash? Won't be heading back here!
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