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  • Went there today, 7th Oct 2015 to just test the place before embarrassing myself in front of my friends when I invite them. I'll just write my review in points: 1.Place smelled baaaaad just upon arriving. Dark, what passes as curtains are I think, old Toronto Star issues stuck on the glass. 2. I called to check what time they open and was told 5:45pm. When I walked in at 6, I could hear them say as soon as I walked in "Oh s_ _ _ t, someone's here!". 3.I ordered a Mango shake after been talked down from any type of juice, but was still told they didn't have it. Fine, just give me a glass of water with ice. Never came. 4.The place was dingy, the furniture looked like it was purchased at a garage sale in a war torn country. You have grey sofas here, and god knows what chair over there. It's almost like a dump truck just dumped the furniture through the window and they managed to space it out on the floor. This is not to mention the sorry state of the sofas which were sticky to sit on. 5. So, I still ordered a sheesha, only fruit flavours, no mint, which is all they have, and I got the most disgusting sheesha ever in my life. I've been smoking for over 25 years and have yet to come across worse than this. I'm not sure where they got this sheesha, but it looked like it had another life on another planet before they gave it to me. It smelled, was broken, and I literally only took 2 puffs and walked out. 6. Oh, I didn't even tell you about the bathroom ! I don't think they believe in privacy, as the door to the stall was just not necessary they thought. And who needs toilet paper, or even a wipe sometime once a year ! 7.If someone wants to start a business and give the illusion of a night club, please spend more than $10 on the place. I walked out with a very bad taste in my mouth, literally and figuratively.
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