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| - I will title this review "The Terrible Service That Replaced PJ's".
Let's make this short and sweet: after going there for our first time, excited to try something new, we have no desire to return to this wannabe-hipster establishment. Don't got me wrong, I love all things indie, but you can actually feel the strong lingering and forced desire this place is trying to sell itself as a "hipster gourmet breakfast food-porn restaurant". Here's a tip: you're trying too hard.
Firstly, our food took five-ever to arrive. Not only that, why serve toast twenty minutes before our entrees arrive? I don't want no cold toast with my overpriced omelet!
And no, I don't want your tofu, soy, non-meat, organic, non-GMO, non-flavor (probably) bacon. Please for the love of god do not disgrace all that is bacon. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I will admit, the food did look very nice, and taste fairly well, but a plate of two eggs should not cost $8.99 with a side of toast and this knock-off bacon.
It's a shame PJ's was replaced with such terrible business. Things will never be the same. Let us take a moment of silence to remember PJ's and all of the beautiful people who made that place a wonderful and worthwhile diner experience.
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