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  • Have you ever seen The Shinning by Stephen King? I would rather stay at the Stanley Hotel, but not the nice historic Stanley Hotel, I'd rather stay at the SPOOKY hotel from the movie. The Stanley Hotel with those scary ass hallways with the twins at the end and where there is Redrum written in the blood on the walls. THAT ghost invested place would be like a 5 star hotel compared to this dump. If there was an option for a negative star this place would get it. Never mind the construction, I understand that but day-ham!!! Geez Loise! I can only blame myself though. This was my FIRST time ever (and my last) not checking Yelp first and boy did I screw myself!! The rooms are a complete dump! I've seen pay-by-the-hour-sex-hotels in Tijuana that are classier and cleaner than this!! (I'm not joking!!) The carpets are gross, I did not walk barefoot on them, nor did I shower without my flip flops. There are stains everywhere, not just small stains here and there but huge ass stains about 3 feet in diameter. The carpets look about 500 years old they are so damaged. The bathroom!!! Aaahhhh! The last thing I want to see in the bathroom is someone else's PUBIC hair!!!! PUBIC hair on the sink and PUBIC hair on the floor, NASTY!!!!! Not to mention there are no upgrades to the bathroom. Your great grandmothers bathroom probably looks like this, with the tiny pink tub, yucky tile, out of date facets. I'm scared to shower because I don't want to get TB. There was mold, that's right, I said mold, in the bathroom. Every time I went in there I wondered if I'd end up in hospital from mold poisoning. When I crawled in bed I got this horrible feeling that little bugs were crawling on me. It could be in my head but I was scared....I was so scared I called multiple hotels at 3-4am to find a new place!!!!! Then I talked to a manager who said I could upgrade but I had to pay the difference. After I said I was going to leave they gave me a free upgrade to another room that was just as bad!!! The only difference was this new room had stains on the carpet that were only two feet in diameter instead of three. But low and behold, this room also had PUBIC hair and mold in the bathroom. WORST HOTEL EVER!
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