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| - To be fair, I didn't have the $5.99 steak and eggs, or the $14.99 prime rib, but that was my own fault - and the wait at Bautista's down the road was too long, and we were in a bit of a rush.
The Victorian Room decor is like sitting in a chintzy parlor in some two horse Old West town, with framed samples of Wiliam Morris fabric on the walls, stained glass windows, and old-fashioned gas-light-style chandeliers and wall sconces.
I opted for the spaghetti and marinara, thinking, how can you fuck that up, but lo! and behold...I'm in the toilet at McCarran's less than an hour later. Talk about noodles and ketchup; the garlic bread was stale and unedible. Go ahead and say that it's impossible for food to go through you that quickly, but after an earlier disaster at the Four Queens, I assure you, the food at the Victorian Room did it to me, signalling the perfect end to a perfect trip.
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