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| - It takes everything I have not to give these fountains one star because of the effing Celine Dion music they play during half of the shows. B kept asking me, with Celine Dion wailing in the background, "What happened to Frank [Sinatra?]" Every time we walked past these fountains, god damn Celine Dion came on to torment us. It is, however, HILARIOUS when she comes on after several stiff drinks.
But still, we were sober part of the time, and that Celine Dion crap just isn't funny when one is sober, so minus one star. I still have that effing "wherever you are" song stuck in my head, 3 days later, which is why I just can't give the fountains five stars.
Here's is what I'm basically saying: if you're in your room (above the 18th floor) the fountains get 5 stars because you can't hear the music in the background. But if I'm singing Celine Dion in Las Vegas, that is just depressing, and I'm blaming it on these fountains. Play Frank Sinatra!
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