Bernie's cracks me up. If you call the number you reach the barber shop next door. Bernie's doesn't have a phone but the barber shop can tell you their hours of operation.
I've taken my car there twice now, it is a hand wash spot and it has a little Mexican restaurant inside. I haven't tried the food, so the review is just on my carwash.
First time they did a great job, except for when I left all the windows streaked with water because they didn't dry it enough.
Second time they also did a great job, but they took over an hour and I was the only car there.
Also, both times the sign I read said $11.99 for the wash, yet I was charged $14.99.. I tried to explain this in my best spanglish but the lady ringing me up just kept asking if I wanted a taco..
So all in all this carwash isn't too bad (if time and money aren't an issue). Maybe next time I'll try the taco.