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  • Okay..so I hate Costco, thought I would hate Bevmo..cuz I am just not an O at the end kinda gal,,,,except of coarse ..the Big OOOOOOOOOOO, oh geez..got lost there a sec...okay..so the only reason I am reviewing this place is for the amazing Vodka called Baojing Vodka!!! Each small batch undergoes unique filtration through 168 carats of diamonds. The number 168 symbolically represents being on the road to infinite prosperity in Chinese custom. So, it may be distilled over 168 rats ass cracks, but it's still ridiculous! I don't know if it's the diamonds or the hallucinogenics they put in it..but you gotta try it. Seriously..I have been experimenting on my friends..well ya in that way too..but this time with the vodka...they all say..holy moly ...did you slip something in my drink...uhmm..that would be a negative..it's the VODKA darling and my dreamy eyes...I can't find it on a menu..it's not at Sportsman's..hello fuckers..I asked you to order this like a month ago..try and support the little guy..and what do they do? Make you drive your Rover across town, spend more gas money, so I have less on alcohol..you assholes!...no all kidding aside...I hate Bevmo..except for this one hot ass guy that works there, long hair like 21..plays in a band...sick hot ...oh fuck..I just realized I do like Bevmo....try the Vodka..you won't be sorry..let me know...Sorry Jewel of Russia..you are now my second favorite vodka. Cheers!!
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