I don't understand.
It is not that fucking great.
Give me White Castle.
So...I've given In-N-Out a fair shake. What is the hoopla all about? I've never gone Animal Style. Is that what I'm missing? Lines out the door and Midwesterners begging to have franchise rights.
On my most recent visit, the fries were kinda cold - very bland, no salt, just blah. The burger not much better. Thin patty in proportion to the bun. Tasted more bread than meat. Waited about 15 minutes on my most recent visit, and I have waited much longer in the past. Always like....WHY??? I keep waiting for some magic that I just don't think is there.
Harold and Kumar went to White Castle for a reason. Reason being that White Castle is like 100 times better than In-N-Out if you want to loosen your belt on the cheap.
That being said, if In-N-Out would like to grant franchise rights to someone in the Twin Cities - I am your guy. Please, please, please. It may not be my cup of tea, but it would be like winning the lottery to own one. The cult has spoken, and they are hungry for In-N-Out. I will delete this review and give the most glowing five star review you have ever seen in your life if you let me open up a franchise anywhere in the Midwest.
The ship is sailing....and it is gone like the wind.
P.S. Just joking Yelp...they are not coming here, anyways.