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  • South Park is an area about 10 minutes south of "Uptown" Charlotte. So maybe by Charlotten standards, this could be "Midtown". Who knows. I came here on a few occasions while I was helping sis move- her house is about a 5 minute drive down the road, so that got me excited- as I heard this place was like the Lenox (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lenox-square-mall-atlanta) Mall in ATL. Approaching the place, it looks huge. But then I realized it is only 1 story, so I guess that pans it out. This place is a mall-walkers dream (I think I saw the same people everytime, and they probably thought I was one, ha)- spacious aisles, high ceilings, etc. I do like too how the stores have a more individual style (the entrances to each store are vibrant, and dimensional, compared to your boring white and black storefront- I'm hungover so it is hard for me to elaborate- long story short- you'll know what I mean when you shop here). The food court is one of the ends (can't tell you the direction, just know its opposite sides of Nordstrom and Neiman)- and while spacious, it has not-your-typical fare for a food court. I have never seen a chipotle in a food court before, I thought that was cool. The bathrooms here are pretty nice, but there is some shit that goes down here. On 2 separate occasions, I noticed one gentleman in a stall counting his money and dropping it on the floor, doing gods knows what. Another instance a man was having a business conversation while having explosive diareah, then had the gall to blame it on the guy next to him. I was almost tempted to wait and see who this schmo was, but I had time constraints. There are a lot of vendors in the middle, and I always found it interesting the same dude came up to me 3 diff times to give me a sample of his skin cream (this guy reminds me of Ben Affleck from Mallrats, who bangs all the girls working at the mall, Rico Suave here)- to make my face look better. You would think he remembered me, or maybe he was just taunting. Thankfully they weren't aggressive like I have seen some other places (a reason why I haven't gone to malls as much). They have some high end stores here, which is nice. The parking deck (not sure how many there are) to me, is one of the most poorly designed and labeled garages I have been in. I don't even know how I escaped- I was getting ready to just park my car and give up. Am I blind? No. I also know how to read and follow instruction, but I am starting to convince myself someone changed the signs around because half of the time I thought I was going to exit, I almost ate a cement wall- WTF. I bet the holidays here are hell! I have noticed this place is great to come before the lunch crowds, after that, I don't even want to bother....
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