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  • I shouldn't even tell you about this place. It's so tiny, any influx might leave me out in the cold. But I do it for you, my darlings, because I care. I so want you to be happy, I will throw myself at the mercy of fate for you. Only you. You seriously owe me a beer. ATMOSPHERE: Close quarters is a tiny, tiny little bar located on the south side of Lake Road in Avon Lake. The only way to find it is to look for the small sign and the wooden reindeer with the fairy lights that lives outside. Inside, it's close quarters. Hence the name. Clever, n'est-ce pas? It's covered stem to stern in photos of customers and slightly naughty kitch. The bar takes up most of the room in the place, leaving a small alley for a row of barstools and another row of stools next to window ledge/table. It's kind of like your what your granddad's basement bar would have been if grandma hadn't forced him to get ridda all dat junk once in a while. It's awesome. The crowd here is amazing. This is not a pick up joint or a hard drinking bar. This is a place where friends-- usually bunches of guys or groupings of couples aged 30 something to 50 something-- go to have fun. I've gone in alone for a burger and a beer and ended up chatting with a bunch of really nice folks. When I've gone in with a friend or two, we've ended up running into someone we know or just meeting new friends. There is always a judge or a councilman holding court. BOOZE: Great Lakes brews on tap as well as a selection of other well-chosen brews. There are featured beers as well as your old standbys. FOOD: The food is some of the best bar food you will ever eat. The wings are crisp and perfectly sauced (Being a Buffalonian, I know Of whence I speak.) The burgers are large, fresh and juicy. I love the Mexican Burger. The fries are handcut spikes of crispy, skin-on happiness. Also good are the quesadillas and pulled pork. Come in the summer and you may experience the sheer orgasmic bliss that is fried corn on the cob. Ooooh. That's it. Cash only, baby.
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