Someone took a straight up shit in the fitting room. When I told the cashier he said "if I can't smell it, then it ain't a real problem."
I thought he was kidding and said, "sir, it must be cleaned swiftly!"
He rolled his eyes and said that the maintenance crew was gone for the day. Told me that if I clean the diarrhea he'd give me 10% off my order. I told him "I make almost $8 an hour working at El Pollo Loco I don't need a f**king discount."
He laughed and said "then it's all good shorty."
It wasn't all good. It simply wasn't!