When I'm gambling/hanging out at the Cosmo, I feel like I actually amounted to something in life. Rest assured, I haven't, but I feel like it. Cosmo gives me hopes and dreams like Disney used to give me as a young padawan. A bunch of MILFs loaded with their old wrinkly hubby's money just hangin' around. I could get used to this lifestyle. Yup, I really think I could. Hmmm....