Here's the deal. I'm not even going to review the "food". No. This is devoted to the fries. Listen... the food is pretty good. I could think of some things to do better, but as it stands I would never shy away from an opportunity to eat here. I fear the sandwiches are being overshadowed by the fries. Oh... the fries. Nuggets from God himself. Nuggets from Allah. NUGGETS FROM THE BETTER PART OF THE AFTERLIFE! (And if you don't believe in the afterlife, then... uhhh... nuggets from Dawkins?) Seriously. I long for those fries. Oh, I had the pizza one time. It was good. Not as good as the fries, but... you know, shadow of the colossus syndrome and all... good.