I'm embarrassed to be writing this review.
Why, you ask?
Well it means coping to a number of things:
1. I was at Dairy Queen.
I'll stop there.
Naw, I'll keep going...
2. Even though I'm lactose intolerant, there's just something about a blizzard I can't say no to.
3. Yes, even Yelp's lover of local winds up at a chain every now and again. It's usually during a dark period or when I'm leaving a meeting in Sun Prairie and I drive by the only DQ I know of in Wisconsin.
4. The basis for my low rating is a terrible blizzard that crushed all my blizzard dreams.
5. The real basis for my low rating is the fact that they took out friers, so gone are the days of crisp "chicken" fingers and white bread... seriously why were the baskets served with white bread?
At the end of the day, the product, and I mean water, maaaaaybe skim milk and flavoring just didn't meet my expectations as blizzards have before. (I told you, I'm embarrassed) Add to this the fact that when it comes to "Brazier" all you can get is a hot dog swimming in funky hot dog water and there's little to no reason for me to stop here anymore.
I want to take this opportunity to apologize to Michael's, Culver's and most of all Kopps in Milwaukee. I'll never stray again. You shouldn't either.