WHAT THE FUCK. How have I lived in Cleveland for six years and never been to this place? A friend suggested I go, and I was, like, "Yeah, whatever. It's a candy store." I was thinking I'd much rather go to a giant liquor store (the candy store for adults).
But those thoughts drifted away once I entered this place, a Sam's Club full of nothing but candy. I turned into that 8-year-old again whose life mission it was to get a Whatchamacallit and a giant gummi snake.
I spent way more money here than I had planned, mainly because they had a couple huge solid chocolate crosses that I just had to get. What better way to celebrate the martyrdom and resurrection of your savior than to memorialize it in candy?!