Still love this place and now they're getting the business they deserve. I am going to miss the days where we open this place, and it was just me and my Munchkin, at our table--yes we have a table--enjoying the peace and quiet and serenity of bowls of steaming noodles, assortment spicy and vinegar based condiments that I would slather myself in of my wife could take the heat.
But I am happy for them. Great work guys.
Natural Law of the Universe #864: Hard work Pays Off.
Which is in complete contrast to Natural Law of the universe #836: Lazy men find better solutions.
Yeah, I know, right, try and figure out that shit.
Ok serious face though, real time, right here... this is a real conversation:
Gris: "I want you to take the Meat lover Phó, and the seafood lover Phó, and I want you to put them Phó together."
Server: " . . . " [ sweat gathering like a pubescent lip mustache ]
Wife: " Really, fat ass?"
Gris: " when my legacy is all that's left of me, they will say 'One man dared to dream big.' I am that one man. "
Wife: " nobody is gunna say that."
Gris: [ heart audibly shattering ]
Wife: " . . . Ever. "
-The end-
P.S.
I wrote this lil' ditty for them right here; sing along if you know the words.
' Beauti-Phó!
I juss juan't jew 2 no,
Jew Ar' my fav'rit Phó! '
Aand that's why I don't Karaoke.