Perhaps I hated Mario's because I am older than 22 or perhaps it is because I felt like a pin ball being shoved between dude after dude. It also could have been the Philly in me not being able to relax in a bar that has large stained glass windows dedicated to Pittsburgh Sports (I felt like I was behind enemy lines).
Either way, the cheap beer was not enough to woo me into liking Mario's. The music was too random to be ironic. I am not good at math, but I do know that the ratio here of dudes to girls = sausage fest.
We had one beer here and it took all my might to not throw some 'bows.