. "0"^^ . "3"^^ . . "2014-02-08T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . "0"^^ . . "At best this place is \"meh.\"\n\nAs you walk in, it feels like this place is stuck in time - reminding me of the 1980's, Sade, and Mariah Carey.\n\nIt's everything I \"love\" about living in the burbs - the perfect destination for the velour track suit crowd.\n\nMen beware - cougars are on the prowl.\n\nThe menu is too big, the dishes are unoriginal, and the food is laden with olive oil.\n\nNothing is horribly bad... Except that it reminds you that you live in the burbs, and that there are few dining choices.\n\n#depressingsituation"^^ .