"Via Brotherhood of the Calzone Newsgroup\n\nGrand Master Bloatini's secret pasta-wich formula: Step 1: Buy one slice of your choice; Step 2: Purchase one of Fresca's signature pasta creations (rotini or penne work best); Step 3: Apply BBQ sauce and additional toppings extremely liberally; Step 4) Distribute an inch-wide ribbon of pasta along the middle of pizza slice; Step 5: Fold sides of slice inward; and, finally, Step 6: Consume rapidly, in silence, with sincere reverence and an XXL bib."^^ . "1"^^ . . "2012-06-08T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . . "2"^^ . "0"^^ . .